19 October 2009
Apology to the Nutritionista
Dear Leah,
What on earth were you thinking? Challenging ME to any sort of fitness contest? Seriously?? I feel terrible for you. You have been such a wonderful friend to me these last few months, and have supported me for achieving all of my weightloss and fitness goals, but now comes the part where i have no recourse but to just humiliate you by comparison. Before this all goes down, i just want you to know that this isn’t personal…this is just an unfortunate occurrence of your choosing the wrong time to run into an unstoppable force. I want you to know that i really hope we can be friends after this, and that i really do hope you reach all of your goals, but know right now that you truly have no chance of even coming remotely close to beating me. If weightloss was a natural disaster, i am a tornado and i’m afraid you’re the trailer park.
The games…they have begun. :)
Of course, I disagree with everything he says. But sometimes, competition is the greatest motivator. It. Is. ON. (We have a little bet going… Whoever can lose the biggest percentage of weight loss wins that percent of $600 worth of prizes.)
